Eyes, brace yourselves. It’s unlikely that you’ve ever seen anything worse than these pictures… and you’re going to continue to see them, every single time you close your eyes.
1. At Taco Bell, loyal customers get back some of their money… and a screw.
2. There is nothing better than a firm handshake… which way around, though?
3. Someone get an exorcist! Fast!
4. It is getting increasingly hard for kids to feel individual and unique.
5. The paper towel on the floor indicates that the vet did expect some vomiting – but not nightmarish projectile vomiting.
6. Don’t worry, your date won’t even notice. You look gorgeous.
7. Neptune’s daughter.
8. Just a tiger with a Frisbee checking out the local shop.
9. We don’t want to be prude, but…
10. This big cat with side fangs is either the next step on the evolutionary ladder or has gone through a lot of pain.
11. That’s why those dildo weddings get a bad rep.
12. Devil loaf is out to get you.